Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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