last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
