Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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