It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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