I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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