Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
