Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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