He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
