Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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