i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
soo... how was my night?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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