But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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