The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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