just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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