Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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