I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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