Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
