is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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