what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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