Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
