A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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