Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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