Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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