remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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