Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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