Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
zippers are such a cool invention
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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