Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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