yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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