I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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