You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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