So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Holy sore nipples Batman
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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