Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize