Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!

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Yep

(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face

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