ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I need to calm my uterus...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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