my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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