She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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