Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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