Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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