He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Everything about him screamed your future.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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