so explain again why im purple
no
I just pynch a tree in the face
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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