I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Randomize
