fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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