it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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