that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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