Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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