we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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