There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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