i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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