I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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