they need to just BURY HIM!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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