69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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