i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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