Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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