Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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