i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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