think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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