Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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