I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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