And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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