He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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