We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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